Introducing BRENDAN

Better Rebrand Everything Now Dumb Asshole Nitwit, or BRENDAN, is a coalition dedicated to taking credit for the work of others and parlaying that into a career in politics. We co-opt the radical demands that develop out of grassroots campaigns, exploiting the unpaid and underpaid labor of activists and organizers around the country and call it “moving the Overton window.”

Using data and polling, we’ll accrue so much social capital flattering the wealthy and powerful that rumors about our bad behavior never break out of the New York City media whisper network. From “Abolish ICE” to Bernie Sanders, our advisory committee members are here to help you make sense of the complicated intricacies of doing opportunism.

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