If you’re reading this from the other side
I hope I’m famous there
I hope I’m here
For the right reasons
They halted production on the current season of Bachelorette
And the German Big Brother cast has no idea this is happening, they’re safest
Where they are, I wonder where their heads will be
Will they live-stream letting them out, breaking the news?
Are there bachelorettes on the other side of this,
Especially drunk for the six months or so postponed?
Is six months or so too optimistic?
I’m asking you