Me: You know how the office of the president is like, a figurehead for the Idea of America? I think we need to designate one person right now to be a figurehead for the Idea of Fun.
Brendan: Like a guy who could go around the country and party, and go on Spring Break, so we could all live vicariously through him?
Brendan: Yes! Like The Giver! But for fun!
Brendan: And it could rotate! Like, it could be a different person every month.
Me: No, it cannot be a different person every month. That is how the virus would spread. Just one guy.
Are you that guy? Nominate yourself in the comments.