Transparency with shareholders is a guiding value here at Delirium.blog. In light of the unfolding COVID-19 outbreak (and ongoing market tumult) we share with you here our full accelerated rollout plan for the upcoming weeks:
Tuesday, March 17– Launch
Wednesday, March 18– Hire staff
Thursday, March 19– Develop appealing, idiosyncratic editorial voice
Friday, March 20– Pivot to video
(Weekend)
Monday, March 23– Reverse pivot
Tuesday, March 24– Resist staff unionization effort (if applicable)
Wednesday, March 25– Get acquired by private equity firm
Thursday, March 26– Layoff staff
Friday, March 27- Fold
Thank you! Please direct shareholder inquiries to: bloggingdelirium@gmail.com.